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Apr 20, 2014 / 4 notes

you know when you have a very vivid dream and then you’re like, “what did i actually do last night?”

Apr 13, 2014 / 169,018 notes


California facts:
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold

-our diet consists entirely of burritos
-school is cancelled if there’s frost
-the clocks always read 4:20

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my senior portrait
Apr 7, 2014 / 2 notes

my senior portrait

Apr 6, 2014 / 1 note

Anonymous asked: ¿A cuál(es) universidad(es) quiere Ud. asistir?

yo no sé todavía
estoy decidiendo entre Denison y Soka


1 April 2014

punk is not ded

freaks and geeks
Apr 3, 2014 / 8 notes


1 April 2014

punk is not ded

freaks and geeks

Mar 31, 2014 / 434,113 notes





why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out

my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once

when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve

my brother used to take martial arts but all he remembers is how to flip people so he likes to trip me whenever/wherever im not expecting it

(via pizza)

Mar 31, 2014 / 557,312 notes


does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

(via pizza)

Thanks, Walgreens! My delicate, feminine ears couldn’t handle regular earplugs!
Mar 31, 2014 / 8 notes

Thanks, Walgreens! My delicate, feminine ears couldn’t handle regular earplugs!

Mar 30, 2014 / 6 notes

i got 99 problems and they’re all because i’m a bitch

Mar 26, 2014 / 2 notes

we had a minimum day at school today so our English teacher let us watch Donnie Darko in class

Mar 24, 2014 / 13 notes


petition to stop casting people who don’t speak russian as russians in various american shows and movies they don’t even look russian and their pronunciation makes me cringe


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Mar 23, 2014 / 15 notes

A Poem For My Friends, Whom I Love

my mother tells me that life is like a piano
you can’t play beautiful music without hitting both white and black keys
you tell me it feels like you keep hitting the black keys,
again and again and again
maybe that means you were meant to play the guitar, instead
I could listen to you play the trumpet, or the banjo, or the kazoo
because my music taste is a lot like the way you drive
adventurous and emotionally romanticized
but you listen to my high pitched renditions of our favorite songs
and draw mix tapes for stories
we’ll remember years from now
years from now, if we both have children,
I’ll meet you at a worn-out Chuck E Cheese’s
and while my kids convince your kids to start a fight club in the arcade
we share a thermos of lukewarm wine
laughing about the tire tracks
etched in our memories
from doubling the speed limit
on the pages of El Camino
years from now, if we inherit mid-life crises
from blind parrots preaching for Time Magazine
I’ll start a band with you
we’ll play hauntingly beautiful renditions of early 2000’s pop songs
on restored pianos, or trumpets, or banjos, or kazoos

Mar 20, 2014 / 2 notes